Read and Learn the every stage of life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

These learnings are must for every one.

1) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
3) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
4) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

These learnings are must for every one.
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
3) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
4) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

LEARNING THE GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
3) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
4) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

LEARNINGS OF THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.