July 25, 2007

Poverbs for ur life

  • A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
  • The old believe everything : the middle age suspect everything : the young know everything
  • An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
  • A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glass to avoid being recognized.
  • Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty, and women there happiness.
  • Money talks, but it doesn't say when it's coming back.
  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than cake.
  • The bad thing about a popular song is that it makes a lot of people think they can sing.
  • Consider the mosquito as an example. He rarely gets a slap on the back until he goes to work.
  • At first we thought the world was flat. Next we decided that its round. Today we know its crooked
  • There are two days about which nobody should over worry and these are yesterday and tomorrow.

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